katy wrote:
Maxprop wrote:
To my mind, you haven't tried:
1. I'm dying
2. Suz left me last night and took Thomas with her.
3. Grandpa just died and left me two million dollars.
4. I was the one who planned 9/11 for al Qaeda.
5. Hillary and I are having an affair.
6. I'm running for President in '08.
7. Mayor Bloomberg and I are gay lovers.
8. Steinbrenner is going to hire me to manage the Yankees just as
soon as he fires Joe Torre.
9. Bill O'Reilly is my best friend.
10. I've enlisted and am heading to Iraq.

Just a few suggestions.

Max

He's done 1 and 3 before....

And he probably has Suz wear a Hillary wig on occasion. (Or is it the
O'Reilly mask?)