"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
Now it's time to say goodbye.....too all our family.....

M-I-C, K-E-Y, M-O-U-S-E troll, Bubbles.

Well....for no particular reason I think it's time to leave this
"family" of ours. My life is changing so fast and everyday Thomas is a
more wonderful kid....I don't want to miss anything while posting to
ASA.
Robert B.

If you hadn't expended your entire repertoire of troll material each and
every week, you'd probably still be in business. As it is, you've lost your
touch. But this one isn't half bad, compared with the others.

To my mind, you haven't tried:
1. I'm dying
2. Suz left me last night and took Thomas with her.
3. Grandpa just died and left me two million dollars.
4. I was the one who planned 9/11 for al Qaeda.
5. Hillary and I are having an affair.
6. I'm running for President in '08.
7. Mayor Bloomberg and I are gay lovers.
8. Steinbrenner is going to hire me to manage the Yankees just as soon as
he fires Joe Torre.
9. Bill O'Reilly is my best friend.
10. I've enlisted and am heading to Iraq.

Just a few suggestions.

Max