Gilligan wrote:
"Joe" wrote in message
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One storm ever time we heard the choppers coming we all would drop to
our knees so it looked like we were in chest high water, they would
circle and start filming and we would all stand up and moon them.


I take back anything I ever said that was bad about you. Many moons ago, I
once mooned a news helicopter that was filming all the people I worked with.
They were standing on a large deck in between an array of parabolic antennas
(the filming was for a news segment on radiotelescopes) and I climbed up on
the roof of the building an mooned the chopper for the whole segment.
Everyone was mad as hell at me for ruining their chance to be one
television. After that I got moved out of the building into an isolated
antenna test facility with one other person. The mooning, combined with a
colossal fart I did once on the deck, which blew into the building and
caused the cancellation of a large meeting didn't make me popular amongst
the tight collared. I like your sense of humor! Tell me about your farts.

Some people can not take a joke. Once my cousin and I were on a
corporate trip called the "Pace Setters" trip in Hawaii. We went on a
glass bottom boat ride, they stopped at a reef so people could
swim/snorkel...many of the snobs did not swim so we decided to moon
them in the glass bottom boat...It was the talk of the year...we mooned
the corporations president and his wife. Talk about a captive audience.


Never had a fart that cancelled a corporate meeting....thats pretty
impressive whats your secret?

Joe