He also had them believing he had a MSEE and a MSME as well as being 89
years old.

That's great trolling in my book. But then that was not ASA. Here, he
couldn't convince anyone he got out of Navy "A" school for electronics.

Watch out, he'll slam dunk a nerf ball on you!

Can you imagine how thin and pasty white his arms must be?

Do you think he wears a Pith helmet to the beach?