"Tom Francis" wrote in message
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On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 18:19:56 -0400, " JimH" not telling you @
pffftt.com wrote:

.........rec.boats chefs.

How about some time tested recipes? Seafood, comfort food,
appetizers..........all are welcome as it is my job to cook this weekend.
;-)

1 - One bag of baked Lays Tostitos or Potato Chips.
2 - One jar of Newman's Medium Salsa.
3 - Open bag of Tostitos or Chips.
4 - Open jar of Salsa.
5 - Take one or two chips and dip into jar - make sure you get plenty
of salsa on the chip.
6 - Enjoy.

For desert:

Oreo cookies and milk.

I prefer:

1. One bag of Doritos
2. An OSU football game to watch
3. A wife or girlfriend
4. At the start of the game get comfortable in your favorite recliner. If
your wife or girlfriend is in it.....kick her off.
5. Open the bag of Doritos and eat them, helping them down with your
favorite adult beverage.
6. Have your wife or girlfriend keep you stocked with your favorite adult
beverage.
7. Watch your wife or girlfriend prepare dinner.
8. Eat dinner at your favorite recliner, remembering to remind your wife or
girlfriend that dinner was good but that she needs to cleanup after dinner.
9. Ask for sex after the game(s) are over.

;-)

;-)