Martin Baxter wrote:
Best leave them at home when you come up here, our Strom Troopers don't
like people to have firearms.

Oh c'mon, it's not like a 10mm auto pistol is a *real* gun.

If we can't keep them one the Trent-Severn waterway, or the
North Channel (I understand there is not much of a problem
with pirates there, anyway), can we trade the pistols at the
border for some seal clubs?

DSK