Gilligan wrote:

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
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Gilligan wrote:



But he never went up the beach and into the parking lot did he?

The local constabulary was quite confused

Well, given the lax liquor laws and loose morals of your state, I
imagine that's the norm.

I think it's because of this:

http://onhealth.webmd.com/script/mai...ticlekey=55837

or this:

http://encarta.msn.com/encnet/depart...educatedstates

Huh, you're state is overeducated and too fit? Does your local constable
have a university degree and participate in triathalons for fun?

Cheers
Marty