Well, well, well.....we took our slick new main to Doyle sails to
discuss adding battcars, which we will be doing in the spring. Of
course the sail measures exactly to spec. So add the nice battcars to
the setup and you have even more jealous, angry, spite ridden ASA'ers!

Here's the dead mole count thus far!

Let's see: We've gotten modern Hi tech sails for Heart of Gold and poor
Sloco pops up to claim the main is short. Of course someone who knows
boats might actually check the hoist on another 35s5, but Sloco is hurt
and desperate. He gets busted!!!! BAM!!!!

Then Mooron says the sails are somehow likened to the veneers that
cover my honeycomb lightweight bulkheads...and makes no sense at all.
SMACKED DOWN!!!!

Then equally sad Doug decided he'll mention that if my 35s5 has
different gear the sails won't work, but of course the boats are
unmodified. WHACK!!!!!

Dave rushes in crying that his boat requires a 155% 50% of the time!
Holy Moose droppings! Do you think my boat has somewhat higher
performance? CRUNCH!!!!!


Ahhh, the carnage!!! I think I'll cash in my winnings now. Heart of
Gold is easily the nicest boat here and a ton of fun to sail. And it's
killing YOU!!!! BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I'm off for what will be a chilly sail this morning...be back tonight!




RB
35s5
NY