Know why Halloween is Foley's favorite holiday?
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"This Mark Foley email thing caused quite a conflict within the two
wings of the Republican Party. It seems the financially corrupt are now
fighting with the sexually corrupt." --Jay Leno

"The good news? Florida Congressman Mark Foley has entered rehab. The
bad news? Rehab is a 14-year-old boy from Pakistan." --Jay Leno

"Apparently, new evidence that just came out shows that former
Congressman Mark Foley once engaged in Internet sex with a former page
while a vote was being taken in the House. ... Apparently, instead of
voting 'Aye,' Foley voted 'Oh God yes!'" --Conan O'Brien

Why didn't Foley have any bookmarks?
It's easier to just bend over a page.....

Did you hear about Foley's education bill?
No Child's Behind Left....

Foley wanted to be on the Congressional Coast Guard committee. He heard
they were in charge of buoys.