"Capt. JG" wrote in message
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But, he'll still be the same vile little troll.


The only reason his trolls work is because you let him get to you. If you
simply agree with whatever he says, you disarm him. Do you see anyone
calling me gay? No, because if they did I would offer them a big wet
smootchie and a good spanking with a big rubber paddle. They run when they
hear that. I can't be trolled about my boat because I don't have one. No
one will ridicule my 350lb wife who has incurable acne on her back and hairy
nipples (five of them!).
This place is like a pool of sharks. Once they sense weakness, you are
toast. So what if someone says you are gay. It's effortless to just agree
with them and move on. The people who know you in real life know you aren't
gay and they know you are a kind, caring person.
RB comes across as a big monstrous troll but he's really not. If you look at
all the dirt everyone has thrown on him, he has never really struck back.
Yes, he'll troll you and say a few bad things but if you ignore him he'll go
elsewhere. In that light, he is a very generous person. If you really wanted
to get him, go sailing with him. Wait until you are a few miles offshore
then go into the cabin, strip down to your speedos and slap your buttcheeks
real loud. Walk out to the cockpit with two jars of Mayonaise (Hellman's -
you're east of the Mississippi) and slap the cheeks some more. Ask him if
it's time now as you rub mayonaise all over yourself while wearing swim
goggles. It really works, gets them everytime. (You can explain later that
the mayonaise was to be used as Channel Grease).