"Harry Krause" wrote in message
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jim-- wrote:

It was inside a legal sized envelope. Any guesses what was inside of
it?

Hints: It measures 8 1/2" x 11". It is white with light blue
horizontal
lines each 1/4" apart. It has ink on it. It is made of paper. It
weighs
far less than a pound.

Go ahead and guess what is inside. Go ahead, I dare you.

It was addressed to a friend in LA, California. I mailed it at 2:47 pm
est. I have been calling the post office every hour to find out where
in
the world it is.

They keep asking if my name is Harry Krause for some strange reason.



Too easy. It obviously is a single sheet of cheap lined writing paper
with every original thought and clever quip you've ever had written down
on two lines of one side. In large letters.

BTW, Dennis...isn't it interesting you know and use my real first and
last name, yet you, like most of the right-wing trash around here, do
your best to keep your "real identities" secret.

Interesting, but not surprising. Most of you obviously are ashamed of
who you are and what little you've done in life.


Actually I am proud of my accomplishments. But that description seems to
fit you best....custom 36 foot lobster boat, Hatteras and doctor
doctor....remember? You seem to be ashamed of what you've done in life and
need to fabricate stories to boost your ego. You are a sick man Krause.



Right? Right.

As I noted yesterday, you're one of the asswipes who actually make me
miss Skipper, who at least had a brain that worked on occasion and who
once in a while could turn a clever phrase. But you...you're like all
the rest of the right-wing dimwits who pollute this newsgroup...you're
totally devoid of interesting comment.

Got a boat yet, Dennis?




No boat yet. Does owning a boat somehow make one a better person Krause?