If man is causing global warming, then man can cure it.

There is only one viable option -

Atomic Power!

Just like the French, we can replace all of our power plants with atomic
powered plants. We can heat houses with sub critical nuclear piles that
simply generate heat. These same piles can also power cars. We can go to an
all nuclear Navy and atomic powered aircraft and rockets. There have even
been nuclear batteries and nuclear powered medical implants!

Nuclear energy is proven to be safe and clean. The nuclear industry creates
high paying tech jobs. We can export our nuclear expertise to lesser
developed countries.

Rather than waste money on silly global warming studies and even sillier
solar power schemes, it's time to roll up our sleeves and get those atoms
smashing!

More nukes and less kooks!