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Capt. Rob Capt. Rob is offline
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Default Sailing and Swans!

Your one dimensional life is chronicled here.


Ahh. Then it must be true then! That would also make you an a-hole and
Ganzy gayer than Scotty.


Then why do you "go"?


Sometimes you gotta go.


Not only that, sailing weakens the body and constitution!


Bush already did both.


You posting frequency well exceeds anyone else's by a triple margin.


Only by individual posts. Yours are 10 times longer each.


Include all the work put into it at market price and it is still
alot of
money


57K is a lot of money? Oh. And what work was put into it? I've barely
washed it.


Hiding behind children?

Nope. Chasing after one. That's why I'm in shape!


How do you know that? Prove it!

I already have.


How do you know that? Prove it!


You already admitted it.


Last night
I had a better workout in bed with my wife than you'll have on any
mountain trek.



Did she bleat like a llama? How well do velcro gloves work on her?


Seriously, unless they are mongoloid imbeciles almost all kids are
cute.

Boy, are you ever wrong!


bet you were cute at that age.


Wrong again!


Look at what happened.

Yep...I have a great wife, kid, boat and money/property all before I
turned 43. Not too shabby. Did you know I'm probably buying a new Lotus
Elise?

For being such a weakling you do have an attractive wife (regardless
of the
current hair color), a nice child, a big shiny fast boat (with some
shortcomings), nice camera equipment, a big stereo, a fleet of pricey
new
cars, a big valuable coin collection, a nice set of puma knives, acres
of
land in Ohio and Pennsylvania, hundreds of thousands in lottery
winnings,
several apartment buildings, free boat yard service, 10 lead
ECG-defibrillators, the ultimate in cooking stoves, your own island of
the
coast of North Carolina, the finest private schooling for your kid, the

finest cardiac clinic in the world for your wife to work in, a premium
non-collimated telescope, headphones that look like miniature
refrigerators,
no need to work, the finest in apartment air filtration, the most
modern
self adminstrating colonic machine, a roller bearing ouija board, free
AOL
accounts, a bevy of beautiful women for when Sudsy isn't around,


All true, but I got rid of the stereo and telescope for now.


Bye Bye!



RB
35s5
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