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Gilligan Gilligan is offline
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First recorded activity by BoatBanter: Aug 2006
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"Nomen Nescio" wrote in message
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Gilligan wrote:

I have mastered


flush

The only thing you've "mastered" is an uncanny ability to prove yourself
rather proud of your trailer trash heritage, not dissimilar to any
other random mongoloid sitting on a tin porch strumming his banjo with
the blank stare of milking stock on his face every product of too many
generations of sibling interbreeding has. Like the rest of your gap
toothed kin you believe ****ing all over yourself makes you look witty
and clever. It doesn't. It just makes you smell like a sewer and causes
cankers at the corners of your siblings' mouths.


You got that right.

You're not new or innovative, you're about as notable as a queef
in a category 6 junior. I've skull****ed roadkill with so much more
nyuk value than you you're nothing in my world but a pathetic excuse
for a minor diversion. A poofter imitating a scratching post I can
sharpen my talons on until a real challenge blunders by.


Glad you figured that out.


But hey.... if you wanna test your mettle a bit and find out just who
can teach who something about "trolling", then by all means feel free
to sit up at attention and bark on command for me some more. Boy.


I'm all ears!