On Sat, 16 Sep 2006 01:21:28 GMT, Strange One
wrote:

The current conspiracy making the rounds is that this is a plot by
Karl Rove, aka, Darth Rove, The Evil One, Master of Disaster iin
addition to BIG OIL attempting to dynamite the Democrats in the
upcoming elections and give President Bush enough support to invade
Iran, Mexico and Canada.

I'm OK with "French" Canada, they might have an extra surrender
batallion or two laying around.