Bart is smart.

Ellen is.....I'm not sure yet. She smells like a sock.

SBV

"Capt. JG" wrote in message
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Bart is mean. I guess Ellen's right.

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"Scotty" wrote in message
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Ha ha... :p~


"Bart Senior" .@. wrote in message
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No points for you Jon. You didn't read the question.
I asked you to name one, not a half dozen or more.

There is always the bonus question.

"Capt. JG" wrote in message
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My favorite is a gun fired at one minute intervals.
If
you have the gun,
why do you need help?

Let's see... gun, red stars or parachute or handheld
flare, continuous fog
horn, raising and lowering your arms (what if you
only
have one arm?),
square flag with round above or below it, fire, SOS,
Mayday, flags NC,
Eprib signal I suppose.

Not sure about orange smoke....

Inverted US flag would probably work, but wouldn't
work
for some country
flags.

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Easy Points for those of you who are POINTLESS.

For 1 point, name one of the many International
Distress Signals.

Bonus: 2 points. Which one do you think would
most likely be used in Texas?