Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a
boat all day drinking beer.


You left out "at the dock" after "sit."


Larry wrote:
Not in South Carolina they don't, unfortunately. What amazes me is they're
too drunk to back the trailer down the boatramp, but drove the boat 20
miles down the river and never touched a thing...(c;


Well, that part's easy. Backing a trailer, OTOH....
Neil Sadaka said it best, backing up is hard to do!

DSK