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Default Fill-up at McDonald's - for nada

"MMC" wrote in
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Larry,
Is there a special filter for getting the cat hair out of the oil from
the Chinese places?


Yes! The "primary strainer" inside the big ol' funnel at the restaurant
filters out the really big stuff when they pour the free fuel through it.

I'm up to about 250 gallons per week "potential input" to the fuel supply
situation from just the restaurants I happened to have asked in the last
few days...Captain D's Seafood, Hardee's, a couple of Chinese
restaurants, etc. I have not been turned away, yet, and everyone seems
eager to start giving me the oil, instead of paying the disposal company
gawd-awful rates to empty that oil dumpster thing out behind the
restaurants. The fuel supply seems unlimited! I may have to drive up
and down the interstate just to burn off the excess!

Simply amazing. All these years we've all been eating at oil refineries
and STILL don't have a huge, 500hp, diesel SUV or power yacht with a
special injection system that only runs on fuel they're PAYING someone to
haul away!

How stupid.....WE'VE BEEN BURNING THE WRONG FUEL!!



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