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Calif Bill

"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On 3 Sep 2006 04:57:03 -0700, wrote:

Whitey Loughmiller wrote:
Let's say I break into your house

Never happen...

The dogs will nail your ass to the floor and pretend to eat you alive
starting at your crotch.

And after you finished whiddling and crapping your pants, I'd shoot
you - by accident you understand - nothing personal. Probably nothing
more serious than a .357 mag slug through the thigh or something.
Broken femur, some muscle damage - nothing you couldn't recover from
in two/three years.

All this assumes, of course, that you were smart enough to get into
the house in the first place - what with dogs on alert, the security
system and all...

Where did you learn about guns? My father said never point a gun at
something you were not going to kill.