"Joe" wrote in message ups.com...
| I just found out that the reason the aircraft carriers were not in
| Pearl Harbor on Dec 7th is they were offshore painting meatballs on the
| planes , and infact our planes attacked our base to start that war...
|
| Also since the explosive theory that supposely took down the WTC was
| debunked I found out the real reason was Termites!
|
| Also it was a UFO that hit the Pentagon, It's clear in the pictures
| it's a Martian UFO
|
| Joe
|

Not to worry. There's a giant asteroid headed right for Earth.
If it doesn't hit us then Planet X is still on the way.

Then there's peak oil that will put us back into the stone age.

And what about Yellowstone Park going up in a giant volcanic
explosion that will cover most of the country in volcanic ash
and will make a year with a summer.

And global warming is going on at a rapid pace. Algore says
we have less than twenty years before we're all cooked.

And the New World order is on track to enslave us all.

And, then there's all those suitcase nukes circulating around
from terrorist camp to terrorist camp.

And North Korea has the bomb and Iran soon will have some
of its own.

Oh, don't forget about the bird flu pandemic. And Ebola is still
a threat and anthrax and equine encephalitis. And Mad Cow disease.

Worse yet they're gonna reinstate the draft and George Bush is
gonna make us all be Bible thumpers or else.

And, we're all living in the end times... George Bush is the Antichrist.

They're taking away all our liberties, tapping our phones, spying
on our Internet habits, looking into our library habits, making us
stay hundreds of yards away from shipping, making it illegal to
smoke around children and building a highway from Mexico City
to Kansas City to Montreal Canada so Mexicans and Canadians
can have free access to our country.

Oh, and what about all those super hurricanes and the rising sea levels.
Myself, I've noticed the water level is at least 15 or 20 feet higher than
it was 20 years ago.

YEAH RIGHT!!!!! I'm so scared my knees are knockin'

Paladin



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