Nutsy,

You left out my category; "Beached Bum" An X sailor who has beached
himself! Age and health forced him to give up sailing. Have to turn down
invitations to go sailing because he can't trust himself and doesn't
want to take a chance. Walks his Dog in the Marine Parks, so he can look
at the boats he knows sailing. He is only a Skipper of a "Pooper
Scooper"




http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomPage