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John Smith
 
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Default When would you board someone else's boat??

That he was a very smart person to move away.


"Don" wrote in message
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What was your opinion of the neighbor?

"John Smith" wrote in message
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I think your neighbor's neighbor was one sick dude.


"Don" wrote in message
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"Charles" wrote in message
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Don wrote:

Drama? You call that drama? Puss.
I would have dragged the dead animal over there, knocked on the

door
and
when the owner answered, I would have beat his ass into next week

with
the
dead carcass.

I have absolutely no patience for someone that takes on the
responsibility
of another, and then abuses it.
An ex-neighbor had a cat named *Streudal*, a big champagne colored

cat
that
they let run loose through the neighborhood. I liked Streudal, him

and
I
got
along fine, he would fequently spend the day in my home-office

lounging
across the top of my Plotter in the sun.

One night while going to the convenience store I saw Streudal

splattered
on
the highway. It tore me up, bad. I went home and got a shovel, I
intended to
bury Streudal off the side of the road. While driving back to get

the
shovel
I came up with another idea, one that might make a difference. I

scooped
Steudal up and put him in the back of my truck and drove home. I
re-scooped
Streudal out of my truck and rang the neighbors doorbell,

interrupting
their
movie rental/pizza party, and when the dad answered the door I

threw
Streudal on their foyer floor. Their two kids were mortified, the

dad
was
stunned, the wife was ready to faint. They moved about a month

later.
I
hope
I scared all of them for life, for seeing Streudal plattered on

the
road
scarred me. Payback is a whore.

Another truly sick idiot.

What is your opinion of the neighbor?