"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Sat, 26 Aug 2006 09:01:07 -0400, "Eisboch" wrote:


Shortwave Sportfishing wrote:

I've forgotten more than I should have and would have a hard time
communicating complex concepts - like, where is the bathroom?

Sign language works.

Yeah, but jumping up and down holding your hand over your crotch just
seems to - well, French...


People may assume you're a rock star.

You need to learn to be a bit more subtle. Bend down slightly with your
knees touching each other and put a pained, yet quizzical look on your face.
Usually works.

Eisboch