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Marshall Banana
 
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Default Damn Homeland-security Nazis...

From a news story about the opening of boating season in Seattle:

" But before boaters hit the water, the Coast Guard has issued a number of
rules for boaters to follow.

They.re requiring boats to maintain 100 yards between their boats and
large vessels, including ferries, and operate at a minimum speed within
500-years of those vessels. Violators could face up to 6 years in prison
and a $250,000 fine. The Coast Guard is also advising boaters to operate
cautiously near naval vessels. "

If I can't operate my boat within 500 years of a ferry, when the hell am I
going to use it? I don't think I'll live that long.

Dan


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