Doug you are so cruel!

Shame! Shame!

Everyone knows Sudsy's butt got too lumpy to model underwear anymore so she
got a job stuffing envelopes at Publisher's Clearinghouse. Her co-dependent
personality disorder is fullfilled by selflessly being a nurse and taking
care of the drooling ne'er-do-well of a husband she has.

Some day she may read ASA and see what the loser she has latched on to does
to others, herself and their poor helpless child. If she didn't speak with a
strong lisp, she may have done much better in life.

The perpetual and fiery flames of hell await the large blubberous one. His
flesh will be seared and eyes gouged by demons.

Glory!