"Don" wrote in message
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Hey Dave, our yard is contained by a 6' high estate fence so that YOUR
kids
won't get their ****ing necks rung while trying to drown in my pool. I
installed that fence as a favor to YOU, Dave, so that I won't have to go
dig
one of your eyeballs out and **** the socket because one of your
unsupervised miscreants tried to escape your sorry ass and die in my pool.
LOL

You must be a wonderful neighbor.