Wayne.B wrote:
On Wed, 16 Aug 2006 16:50:29 -0400, "Eisboch" wrote:

Why am I getting this mental image of a cross between Groucho Marx and
George Burns?

No cigars when he was on my boat, Mrs B would have been all over him
with a fire extinguisher.

Does she have one of those signs: "If we see you smoking we will assume
that you're on fire and take appropriate action!" ?