"Dave" wrote in message
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On 13 Aug 2006 16:18:36 -0700, "Capt. Rob" said:

Did one get disqualified from the farting contest if they **** their
pants?



You have very poor English skills, Bob. The word should be "shat."


As do you. The subject of the sentence and the antecedent is "one."
"Their"
is plural.

You must be wearing clean underwear!