"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
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Foods high in saturated fats and nitrates!

No wonder NYers are fat and in such poor physical condition.



Yeah, the real clubs serve wheat germ veggie burgers and tofu sausage.

Pfffttttt..... at the GSCC in Yellowknife they handed you a fishing rod
if you wanted trout and a shotgun if you wanted meat. We had fun stuff
like the "Good Woman" contest [start a fire, boil water in less than 2
minutes and skin a muskrat] and shooting competitions. Axe throwing was
always a popular event as well as the harpoon throw.. While the women
cleaned up after dinner.... the men would continue with farting, burping
and drinking contests.

CM-

Did one get disqualified from the farting contest if they **** their pants?