Subject: Warning From Pakistan

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of
Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if
military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut
off America's supply of convenience store managers. And if this
action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next,
followed by Dell customer service reps.

It's getting ugly.

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John