Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7 8 9.

9th grade humor. Causes convulsions and farting among my son and his crew.


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Two hydrogen atoms went fishing.

There was an ominous splash and one cried out, "Oh no! I've lost my
electron!"

His concerned partner inquired, "Are you certain?"

"Yes, I'm positive!"