The rancher saw the covertible filled with Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders
go by his gate in a cloud of dust. As soon as they disapepared over the
hill, the dust cloud suddenly ended--so he knew they were stopped next
to his pond at the end of the pasture. The rancher saddled up, grabbed
a couple of buckets and headed for the pond.

As he approached the pond, the rancher saw the cheerleaders. All six
were young and beautiful with fantastic figures, and they were buck
naked while they skinny-dipped in the pond! They didn't have time to
retrieve their clothes hanging from the branches of the trees and
bushes nearby, so they quickly moved toward the center of the
pond--with just their heads showing.

"Don't worry, ladies." said the rancher as he dismounted. "I'm not here
to chase you off or to spy on you. I'm just here" he said as he grabbed
the two buckets, "to feed the alligators."