Boating related, as you'll see.

Each Friday night after work, Boudreaux would fire up his outdoor grill and
cook a venison steak. But, all of Boudreaux's neighbors were Catholic....
And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The
delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem
for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.

The Priest came to visit Boudreaux, and suggested that he become a
Catholic. After several classes and much study, Boudreaux attended
Mass.....and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You
were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic."

Boudreaux's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived,
and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The
Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into
Boudreaux's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped
and watched in amazement.

There stood Boudreaux, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he
carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat as he chanted: "You wuz born a
deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish."

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John