"Bryan" wrote in message
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"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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You never give your hounds a sensual massage? :-) Maybe cucumber slices
on
their eyes?

Nope.

Their reward is a bath four times a year, a comb out and belonging to
me.

What else could any dog ask? :)

You should have seen the horrified looks I got at the pet store today when
I told my daughter, use our shampoo at home, it's just a dog. Of course
my daughter won and we now have specialized pet shampoo.


A few months back, there was a news story about some wise guy who was
selling bottled water for dogs. The radio announcer interviewed a vet who
reminded people that dogs are perfectly happy to drink out of the toilet.