Capt.Mooron wrote:
"Thom Stewart" wrote in message

Being rescued by some one who listened to ASA MOB techniques?

Oh there's far worse.... like having Bobsprit try to rescue you!!

***SCENE 2 ***
Bobsprit :- "Here hold on to this spearshaft!!"
[fires spear into victim]
Victim :-"Groan"
Bobsprit:- "I'll just get my flippers on before I get my GPS to enter the
Waypoint and then I'll fix a line to this here Ring Buoy and swim it out to
you"
Victim:-"Groan"
Bobsprit-:"Oh wait I'll call for help on both my cell phones first"
Victim:-"Groan"
---Fade to footage of Shark Fin approaching---
***CUT***

CM-

Scene 3 take 1

SMACK

vicitm..Uaaaaaa Bob here comes a
Bobspirt: " Hello 911 help
Victim: shark
Bobspirt: Well I'm on a boat out on the water and my deckhand fell over
and we need assitance and I mean now, after your last ****up you better
get here fast. click
Victim:shark! Shark.
Bobspirt: Damn I forgot to tell that bitch were we are.
Victim:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Bobspirt: FN 911 assholes...I'm going to sue!

CUT

SMACK

Joe