Rob Arndt wrote:
Hey, why don't we just create an INS Illegal Immigration Foreign
Legion, subordinate to the US Army? That way, when the beaners cross
over we can swear them in and then send them immediately over to Iraq
outside the Green Zone. That would easily fill in the extra 130,000
troops we need there and US Army recruiters could stop patrolling
Wal-Mart parking lots for Negros and Mexican-Americans (aka Cannon
Fodder).

I think if we opened a few Taco Bells in Iraq and added a "Burrito with
pinto beans and Spanish rice" MRE the INS Foreign Legion would do just
fine.

And if the beaners lose Juan over in Iraq, not to worry... they can
have Carlos, Miguel, Arturo... ad infinitum! Mexicans tend to be
breeders so I can see your average illegal immigrant family taking 3
tours to have any effect on them!

The downside, of course, would be the INS troops selling their M-4s and
other US equipment to send money back to Mexico!!! But the US Army

Normally citizenship is granted on completion of service. The Romans
even gave you a plot of land.
would have the cleanest latrines in the world and best KP service!!!

Rob