"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
ups.com...
That's right! The buffet cart rolled to port and some large dork like you
went chasing after it. The rest is history.


Is this what you've been reduced to? Capt Neal would be ashamed. Next
you'll be making poopy jokes.


....and when the ocean liner heeled you pooped all over the deck, people
slipped in it and the cavalcade of horror began!

Where is the good Capt anyway?