Published that book you bragged so much about years ago?

Directed a movie that was not a total FLOP, that ruined the career of a
fine actor and lead to his early death?

Got a Captains licences?

Sailed out of the sight of land?

Ever sailed in Oct, Nov, Dec, Jan, Feb, March, April?

Ever entered a Regetta?

Ever spent 24 hours underway ?

Been published in a sailing magazine?

Had a boat more than a few brief seasons before discovering it junk and
buying another?

Capt. Joe