If you're Norwegian, please don't be offended...


Ole died. So Lena went to the local paper to put a
notice in the obituaries. The gentleman at the
counter, after offering his condolences, asked Lena
what she would like to say about Ole.
Lena replied, "You yust put 'Ole died.'"
The gentleman, somewhat perplexed, asked, "That's
it? Just 'Ole died.'? Surely, there must be
something more you'd like to say about Ole. If it's
money you're concerned about, the first five words
are free. We must say something more."
So Lena pondered for a few minutes and finally said,
"O.K. You put, Ole died. Boat for sale"

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