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Default Jet ski repellent. (I gotta get me one of these)


"Chehalis Jeff" wrote in message
oups.com...
Yesterday on Mayfield Lake here in Washington, I could've used a few of
these.

At one point, there were so many PWC's swarming around the boat launch
(at full speed in a "no wake" zone, mind you) as I tried to get away
from them, several of them came at me head on - but from different
angles. There was nowhere to turn, so I simply stopped and waited for
them to pass, which they did, all within 15-20' of my boat. At that
moment, had I been equipped with a nice shoulder-fired-missile or two I
might have used them and not felt terribly bad about it. Good thing I
kept my cool and moved on.

Jeff



NOYB wrote:
http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homep...70/pwchelp.htm



Lasso's? Is it illegal to lasso an inconsiderate knucklehead on a PWC?
That would be fun. It could be an officially sanctioned roping event on the
water. If they get close enough to be lassoed and they're moving fast
enough to create a wake, they're steer material. My video game keeps
getting better.

Points for shooting out the speakers on the towers of the inconsiderate
knucklehead audio terrorists and bonus points for nailing their amplifiers.
Points for lassoing inconsiderate knucklehead PWC'ers. Maybe my video game
music should be classical like Ride of theValkyrie to counter the ghetto
music.