"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
So-o-o-o.. like, if you got a real killer tan.. are you still
considered
"White"??


Nope. Tanning is yet another gay activity, much like getting waxed and
it aint healthy. As I pointed out, I'm a safe sailor and won't be dying
of skin cancer from tanning. If you're not enough of a man that you
need to be tanned, tattooed or waxed...well, good luck!


Melanoma is the only deadly form of skin cancer and it starts in heavily
pigmented material. It takes decades for any keratosis to get serious.

Real manly men have chunks cut out of them all the time for over exposure to
the sun. What the sun doesn't get, frostbite will. Real men don't wear
gloves either!


Marshmallow!