"Capt. JG" wrote in message
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"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
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You are no match for me. You will lift your skirt above your head, run
away and hide behind the dumpster!

I will track you down by the trail of fecal matter!

Is there any possibility we can convince you not to do this to him?

I plan to give him such a nasty pinch!