Doug Kanter wrote:

If it were me, I'd invite the neighbor over, shove his face in the
pile of poop, and explain to him that he should review his will at least
every few months to be sure it's up to date, if he intends to continue his
antisocial behavior.

This is the type of response which was expected of you.


I don't expect you to understand this. I grew up in Queens. Who the hell
knows where you grew up.

Oh, I understand. You're a ticking time bomb. You are the left-wing
liberal counterpart to the angry- at-society skin-head.

-- Charlie