"Life is tough. It's even tougher when you're stupid"

John Wayne, The Sands of Iwo Jima.

It's unfortunate that the good and brilliant Capt Neal isn't here to help
set Seaman Recruit RB straight. In the time it takes for him to dig out the
flippers, put them on and jump in the poor kid is further away and closer to
demise. If diving flippers were such a good idea then lifeguards would be
using them. RB doesn't get it. Time is of the essence.

Maybe Seaman Recruit RB could install a crows nest up on the mast. He could
stay up there and when disaster strikes, yell "To the Bat-Poles!" and slide
down the mast. He can then don The Bat Flippers, utility belt and lower the
Bat-Dinghy to save the day. Meanwhile Suzette can crank up the defibrillator
to 300 joules bi-phasic and zap S.R. RB on the butt cheeks!

I just can't believe the absolute disregard for the safety and well being of
poor, defenseless children. Poor, defensless children Mandrake.

I wonder if Child Protective Services can find better loving and caring
parents for poor Thomas.

Save the Children!

Oh the humanity!

Amen!

"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
news:mJjqg.101863$A8.97109@clgrps12...
Without a doubt Mr Crantz ...and RB is his own worst enemy!!!

I just wouldn't want anyone just dropping by to think we condone that type
of flagrant abuse of children and obvious ignorance of the basic safety
protocols aboard a vessel.

CM-

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
. ..
Right you are Mooron.

RB is major busted, this may be the death blow!

There is no way he can recover from such a solid smackdown!

SMACKDOWN!

Kablam!

Kapow!

Zot!

Amen!