"Bob Crantz" wrote in message

It's very girly of you to identify a drink by the glass it goes in, rather
than the contents of the glass.

Which is what I was pointing out to the n00b that waltzed in here. I mean
seriously.... the idiot must be on Crack.... to not realize that a high ball
is a glass and thus a measure of volume.... the vodka was evidently what was
going in it.

Real men don't drink out of glasses.

I'll drink out of what ever suits me .. and bruck no opinion from you as
to weather it should be bottle, breast or goblet!

Aside
from your abode being littered with empty rum bottles, is there also a
plethora of little umbrellas and swizzle sticks?

Allow me to point out here... that the only person associating girly drinks
with alcohol consumption... is You!

Little pirate swords to
stick through the olive? I bet you mix a mean Tom Collins you swishy boy!

Gin & Tonic?? Yeah I got no problems with that. A nice Martini... certainly
nothing to refuse. A snifter of Cocgnac and a fine Cuban Cigar.... sounds
good to me. Overproof Rum, neat in a shotglass... love the taste.
A fruit punch with alcohol and decorated with umbrellas and sliced fruit...
better be wrapped in a long slinky strawberry blonde



I've got chunks of guys like you in my STOOL!

You're not supposed to consume dynamite......

....and Crantz.. seriously dude, I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings by laying
such a beating on your new friend the n00b. He should have taken a bite at
someone less imposing and truculent. You know... work his way up the ladder
rather than make a foolish leap for the brass ring in my hand. Tell him to
try Ganzy for a warm up ... then maybe baby step up to slap Binary Billy
around.

CM-