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Bob Crantz
 
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Default Such a Silly Place!

Gilligan:
And that, Joe, is how we know the earth to be banana-shaped.

Joe:
This new learning amazes me, Gilligan. Explain again how sheep's bladders
may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

Gilligan:
Oh, certainly, sir.

MysTerry:
Look, my liege!
[trumpets]

Scout:
Camelot!

OzOne:
Camelot!

JG:
Camelot!

Katy:
It's only a model.

Bobsprit:
Shh! Sailors, I bid you welcome to your new home.

Let us ride... to... Camelot!

[in medieval hall]
Sailors: [singing]
We're Knights of the Round Table.
We dance whene'er we're able.
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot.
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.

[dancing]

We're Knights of the Round Table.
Our shows are formidable,
But many times we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're opera mad in Camelot.
We sing from the diaphragm a lot.

[in dungeon]
PRISONER:
[clap clap clap clap]

[in medieval hall]
Sailors: [tap-dancing]
In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable.
Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot.
OzOne:
I have to push the (Dunphy)pram a lot.

[outdoors]
Bobsprit:
Well, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.
Sailors:
Right. Right.