still wrong group, but this might raise the humor level a tad....

Al-Zarqawi arrives in heaven.

There he is greeted by George Washington, who proceeds to slap him
across the face and yell at him, "How dare you try to destroy the
nation I helped conceive!"

Patrick Henry approaches and punches Al-Zarqawi in the nose and
shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."

James Madison enters, kicks Al-Zarqawi in the balls and said, "This is
why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson comes in and proceeds to beat Al-Zarqawi many times
with a long cane and said, "It was evil men like you that provided me
the inspiration to pen the Declaration of Independence!".

These beatings and thrashings continued as John Rudolph, James Monroe
and 66 other early Americans came in and unleashed their anger on the
Muslim terrorist leader.

As Al-Zarqawi lays bleeding and writhing in unbearable pain an Angel
appears. Al-Zarqwi, weeping in pain, says to the Angel, "This is not
what you promised me."

The Angel replies, "I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for
you in heaven. What did you think I said?


Wayne.B wrote:
On Tue, 13 Jun 2006 11:29:43 -0400, Harry Krause
wrote:

No, this is not a political post. Just a funny one.

Frankly it's not all that funny, and definitely the wrong group.