Bill Kearney wrote:
Stuff that floats, or at least has a hole in it to attach a float.

Says the man picking up a new short philips head screwdriver this week...

I was in Sears once getting a replacement pair of diagonal cutters.
Asked if their "for life" hand tool guarantee covered sinkage. Nearly
had a nice new big screwdriver until the not-too-bright clerk caught on.

Evan Gatehouse