I wonder if they shot the runners-up????

You get rid of your friends, you get rid of your enemies....


Harry Krause wrote:
AL-QAEDA CHOOSES ZARQAWI'S SUCCESSOR ON REALITY SHOW

'Jihadist Idol' Debuts on Al-Jazeera

The al-Qaeda terror network today named a successor to fallen terror
mastermind Abu Musab al-Zarqawi on a reality show broadcast on the
Arabic-language al-Jazeera network entitled "Jihadist Idol."

After performing well in several hotly-contested talent categories,
Sheikh Abu Hamza al-Muhajir emerged as the favorite of al-Qaeda
terrorists worldwide, who jammed al-Jazeera's switchboards to cast their
votes for the terror group's newest star.

The broadcast, which was watched by millions of jihadist madmen
worldwide, featured a trio of judges led by al-Qaeda leader Osama bin
Laden, whose judging style was described by one network source as "like
Simon Callow, only nicer."

According to the source, al-Qaeda decided to choose Zarqawi's successor
on a reality show because "being able to perform on television is
becoming an increasingly important part of a terror mastermind's skill-set."

"Most people think that a terrorist's job consists of blowing things up,
kidnapping people or sabotaging oil pipelines," the source said. "The
fact is, the average al-Qaeda leader spends most of his time saying
scary things into a TV camera."

While Sheikh Abu Hamza al-Muhajir scored well in such talent categories
as "Making Spooky Videos," "Calling for Death to America," and "Looking
Convincing Holding a Machine Gun," the source said the jury is still out
as to whether Zarqawi's successor has what it takes to succeed.

"There really should be a talent category called 'Surviving a 500-Pound
Bomb,'" the source said.

Elsewhere, the National Security Agency said that it was snooping on
Internet social networks such as MySpace and LiveJournal in the hopes of
identifying terrorists and determining what their favorite bands are.




No, this is not a political post. Just a funny one.