Calif Bill wrote:
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JohnH wrote:
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very
sexy nightie.
"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
So he tied her up... and went fishing.

--
John H

A man is walking down a street in NY city. First time he's ever been in
a big city. A hooker comes up and says, "hey mister, for $20 I'll do
anything!". He says ANYTHING??
She says, yes, anything, baby.... The man thinks for a minute and
says...



Paint my house!


True story. The family visited NYC when my youngest daughter was about 11
years old. We are walking down the street towards Time Square. In front of
us is an ugly transvestite. Black fishnet stockings and top, with black bra
and bright yellow skirt, high heels. Zits all over the back. My daughter
makes a comment about the "lady", and inform her it is really a man. She
says "No, way". About this time a local is walking by and says "Welcome to
New York City". We laughed so hard. That was 20 years ago and we still
laugh about it. Somes time a local is in the right place at the right time.

Good thing they cleaned up Times Square! Here's my transvestite TRUE
story. I was working in Daytona Beach, and staying in a hotel on U.S.
1. Beside the hotel was an ABC bar, so I'd go there to drink beer after
work, but I passed by a place every day that said Rocket Lounge live
bands nightly. So, I decide I'm gonna check the place out. I go there,
and it's dark as hell inside, but all I see is dresses, thinking I'm in
heaven. I get to the bar, order a beer, and the bartender must know I'm
lost, tells me that it's a transvestite bar, and those are all men.
Well, I had a forman who was nothing less than ugly, and always on the
hunt for a lady. I went back to the hotel, knocked on his door and told
him he needed to check the place out, it's FULL of women.....I heard
him leave, and in a few minutes he was knocking on my door screaming
about killing me and such!!
He was a pretty crude fellow, so I'm sure he went in there with high
hopes!!!!